For the person who has explained themselves enough times already. This black and gold tumbler puts “Fuck Around & Find Out” front and center, surrounded by a distressed flag, skeletal hands, and a row of bullets along the bottom. Subtle? Absolutely not.

The bold wraparound design gives you something different to see from every side, while the gold finish makes the whole thing impossible to overlook. Bring it to work, on the road, or anywhere your patience might need a little backup.

It also makes a great gift for that friend whose face says everything before they do. You know the one.